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Man with Blow-Up Dolls Arrested at Shopping Center

Man with Blow-Up Dolls Arrested at Shopping Center

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Photo courtesy of Cape Coral Police Dept.

Cape Coral, FLORIDA – A Cape Coral man, who was arrested after allegedly engaging in sexual acts with two blow up dolls in a shopping center parking lot, told police he was there to buy clothes for his dolls, according to a report released today.

George Bartusek Jr., was arrested on charges of trespassing and disturbing the peace after witnesses watched him engage in sexual acts inside a car with the dolls, police said.

Officer Jeffrey Karau said he was called to the Publix parking lot at Santa Barbara Boulevard, where a large crowd had gathered around a beige Lincoln Town Car. “On my arrival, numerous people at the vehicle began yelling at me and pointing inside the vehicle,” Karau said.

Karau said he spoke with Publix store manager Frederick Wiggins, who asked Bartusek, to leave the parking lot several times because of his actions.

“I then spoke to other witnesses who stated in their written sworn statements that the defendant was performing activity with two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity,” Karau said in his report.

Bartusek appeared to intentionally park in the first space in front of the Publix to attract attention, the report said. “After my investigation it was determined, that Bartusek’s actions were corrupting the public’s morals and outraged the sense of public decency,” the officer wrote.

The officer said Bartusek told him he was at the shopping center to buy clothes for his dolls at the nearby Target.

Karau said Bartusek’s shorts — with a large opening in the front — were confiscated after the arrest. He was not wearing underwear, the officer said, so he was given a gown to wear while transported to the jail for booking.

Police said he could face additional charges.


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Sarah Palin Inspires Sex Doll and Porn Flick

Sarah Palin Inspires Sex Doll and Porn Flick

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Considering how obsessed America is with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, it was only a matter of time before someone created a sex doll in her likeness ??!!??

Created by adult product purveyors Topco, the Sarah Palin blowup doll is known as the “This is NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll.” Featuring a busty, conservatively dressed Palin lookalike, the box cover promises: “Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!” The political love doll’s suggested uses include: “Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,” “Let her pound your gavel over and over,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.” In addition, the company suggests, the Palin doll could stand in for the candidate at her next debate with Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden. “This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.” 

The sex doll follows the announcement of Larry Flynt’s, soon to be released, x-rated porn movie titled “Nailin’ Paylin.”

The movie is in pre-production. One Jerry T. is set to direct, and porn star Lisa Ann will be taking on the role of “Paylin.” According to HUSTLER, “Nailin’ Paylin” is a “naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor,” featuring “girl-on-girl lovin’,” “nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door,” and a younger Palin getting seduced by her creationist college professor who “will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!” Also included: a three-way hardcore sex scene starring porn stars as Palin/Paylin, Hillary Clinton, and Condoleezza Rice. Of course, no political porn satire would be complete without a salute to Fox News—a Bill O’Reilly stand-in will announce the movie’s multiple sex scandals as they unfold. “Nailin’ Paylin” will be released just in time for the November elections.

Source: Frisky  Link  filed under Weird Sex News