Posted on 12 October 2008
Tags: blow up doll, hustler, larry flynt, love doll, odd news, sarah palin, sarah palin porn, sex doll, Weird News, Weird Sex News
Considering how obsessed America is with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, it was only a matter of time before someone created a sex doll in her likeness ??!!??
Created by adult product purveyors Topco, the Sarah Palin blowup doll is known as the “This is NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll.” Featuring a busty, conservatively dressed Palin lookalike, the box cover promises: “Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!” The political love doll’s suggested uses include: “Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,” “Let her pound your gavel over and over,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.” In addition, the company suggests, the Palin doll could stand in for the candidate at her next debate with Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden. “This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.”
The sex doll follows the announcement of Larry Flynt’s, soon to be released, x-rated porn movie titled “Nailin’ Paylin.”
The movie is in pre-production. One Jerry T. is set to direct, and porn star Lisa Ann will be taking on the role of “Paylin.” According to HUSTLER, “Nailin’ Paylin” is a “naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor,” featuring “girl-on-girl lovin’,” “nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door,” and a younger Palin getting seduced by her creationist college professor who “will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!” Also included: a three-way hardcore sex scene starring porn stars as Palin/Paylin, Hillary Clinton, and Condoleezza Rice. Of course, no political porn satire would be complete without a salute to Fox News—a Bill O’Reilly stand-in will announce the movie’s multiple sex scandals as they unfold. “Nailin’ Paylin” will be released just in time for the November elections.
Source: Frisky Link filed under Weird Sex News
Posted on 24 September 2008
Tags: sarah palin, sarah palin lookalike, Weird News, Weird US News
It’s been less than a month since Alaska governor Sarah Palin was announced as John McCain’s running mate and was thrust into the national spotlight. Since then, Maine TV news anchor Cindy Michaels, has been seen in a different light.
“Since the day McCain announced Sarah Palin as his running mate, I had friends and family tell me I look like her. I don’t think I look like her, I think I look like me.”
She says more than a dozen people have made the comparison, which she takes as a compliment.
But recently she received several comments not meant to flatter. “You’re so much more interesting and nicer than Sarah Palin. We hope you don’t keep that hairdo. You don’t want to be tarred with that same brush. You know, she’s not coming off that well.”
Then a harsh voicemail was left during her newscast.
“What is this is K-mart version of Sarah Palin…what did you do, lose your little cheapo glasses?”
“I’m not Sarah Palin. They know I’m not Sarah Palin. So to say cutting things to me just because I’m wearing my hair up, and a pair of glasses, there’s just something a little strange about that.”
“People have been saying I’m trying to send subliminal messages to people who may be on the fence about who they want to vote for.”
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Posted on 31 August 2008
Tags: sara palin, sarah palin, sarah palin 1988, sarah palin newscaster, sarah palin's mullet, Weird Photos, Weird Video
It’s the one we’ve all been waiting for! A gift from the cold, desolate North: A sportscast featuring presumptive Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin!
The year was 1988. The Redskins beat the Broncos 42-10 in the Super Bowl. The film Gorillas in the Mist teaches us how to love once again. George H.W. Bush chooses Dan Quayle as his Vice Presidential running mate. And at KTUU-TV in Anchorage, Alaska, a plucky 24-year-old sports broadcaster named Sarah Heath is giving Knicks highlights and making snide remarks about Tommy Lasorda. Do not be frightened by her large hair: Everyone was wearing it like that then. Even the men.
Who would have thought that the young lass would grow up to run the great state of Alaska, and then be asked to the Big Dance by John McCain? Certainly not the news anchor guy shown in this clip, who appears to be a weird amalgam of Ron Burgundy and Carl Monday. Just think: If McCain wins, we will have the only Vice President who has once given Iditarod highlights.
Source: Deadspin Link posted by Drew. Filed under Weird News.
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