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25 Weirdest Newspaper Headlines

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These 25 weird news headlines escaped the eyes of newspaper editors before they went to press.

 

 

 

 


What goes around, comes around!

 

 

 

 

 

 


Civil War planes? Lemme know how that works out…

 

 


Must be one of those celebrity-without-makeup pictures…

 

 


And you wonder why…

 

 


 

 

 


Yeah, don’t you hate those guys at DOE who do the NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protests?

 

 


“This is an artist’s conception of the Mount Pleasant High School football field Friday after an electrical transformer blew, knocking out the stadium lights.”

 

 


“We had no idea anyone was buried there”

 

 


“I wouldn’t do it again” says the hero, “she’s been a pain this week”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Please, if you’ve seen this man…

 

 

 


What are the odds of that?

 

 

 

 

 


 

 


Mistress of the universe… Now that sounds like a lot of work!

 

 


Here’s the winner of a local dog look-alike contest… He does look exactly like his dog!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Ok, that’s just cruel

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Rare Disease Causes Woman to Have Gigantic Legs, Feet

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One of the few things Mandy Sellars wanted out of life was something many people tried to avoid.

“In life, a lot of people don’t like to be labeled as this or that or the other,” Sellars said. “But all my life, I’ve been kind of searching for a label for myself.”

The label, she thought, would be the answer to a mystery that her doctors had not been able to solve. “There’s been hardly any contact with doctors,” she said. “I’ve been kind of, in my own words, put on the shelf and kind of forgotten about.”

Sellars is 33 years old and weighs 285 pounds. Her upper torso is a petite size 8 and accounts for only about 70 or 80 pounds of her weight. The rest is in her legs and feet.

“When I was born, there was a noticeable difference between my upper body and my lower body,” Sellars said. “They didn’t actually expect me to live further than about a few, a few days or so.”

A Tough Job for the Shoemaker

Throughout her childhood, the growth of her legs continued to outpace the rest of her body until she could no longer move on her own. She walks now with the aid of crutches and drives a specially equipped automobile.

Near her home in northwestern England, Sellars goes to a private shoemaker. Her right foot is 16 inches long and 7 inches wide, and her legs are of differing lengths because the left foot — a club foot, 11 inches long — faces backward.

So the fittings are delicate. It takes weeks of trial and error to produce the final molds for a pair of boots, and they will cost around $4,000 — money she has to raise because she is unemployed.

The public’s reaction to her has sometimes been brutal. She recalled being heckled once by a gang of youths.

“Just walking through the park with a friend, that’s all. And, there must’ve been three, four, five, teenagers on bikes, or something,” she said. “And they just started making the usual kind of comments, you know, ‘Oh, my God, look at that.’ You know, ‘Isn’t that disgusting?’ And just kind of circling myself and my friend on their bikes. Something like that is very intimidating.”

Because her condition remained such a mystery, she often seemed to be on the edge of disaster. In college, she was once suddenly paralyzed because of a blood clot that required 10 weeks of hospitalization. When a plastic surgeon tried liposuction to reduce the bulk in her legs, more tissue grew back than had been removed.

“In my mind, the condition has a mind of its own,” Sellars said, “because whatever you take away grows back bigger and bigger.”

Finding Help Online

It was through the Internet that she finally began to get a clue about what her condition might be. A friend of hers came across the site of an organization in Great Britain called the Proteus Syndrome Foundation U.K.. That finally led to a diagnosis, one that Sellars had been waiting years to receive. The unusual growth of her legs and knees was common to people with Proteus syndrome

“This is a very rare disorder. Certainly, less than one in a million,” said Dr. John Graham, director of clinical genetics at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. “Proteus syndrome is named for the Greek God who could change his form. And because it was such an apt description of how these individuals rapidly change form from appearing relatively normal as young children to this startling overgrowth, the name has remained with the disorder ever since then.”

The most famous case of Proteus syndrome in history was that of Joseph Merrick, also known as the Elephant Man, who died in 1890 and was the subject of a well-known movie about his life.

Merrick’s condition affected his head and facial features as well as his arms and legs. Different patients may be affected in different areas. Doctors can’t say what an average lifespan might be. The syndrome is poorly understood, but it is not believed to be hereditary.

Thinking Ahead
Sellars lives independently in a home that has been only slightly modified for her, but even common household tasks — fixing a cup of tea — can be exhausting. She visits a nutritionist, hoping she can lessen the effects of Proteus syndrome through diet, but so far, it hasn’t helped.

She has been told that eventually she may need to amputate her legs. She’s already considering how she will live her life then and has even thought about entering the London Marathon as a wheelchair racer.

“I’d love to do that,” Sellars said, “and hopefully then be able to wheel myself and train hard enough to be able to do that, and raise money for charity that’s helped me.”

Source: ABCNews link  filed under Weird Diseases

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US Phone Technician Made $220,000 in Sex Calls

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NEW YORK ― A former Verizon phone technician racked up $220,000 in phone-sex calls by tapping into the land lines of nearly 950 customers, authorities charged on Tuesday.

Joseph Vaccarelli, 45, of Nutley, New Jersey, made approximately 5,000 calls, resulting in 45,000 minutes of call time, Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli said in a news release.

Vaccarelli placed the calls in about 30 municipalities in Bergen County, according to the release.

Verizon estimated that out of a 40-week period, Vaccarelli spent 15 weeks talking on 900 chat lines, authorities alleged.

Vaccarelli was charged with theft by deception and theft of services.
He is scheduled to be arraigned Wednesday in Central Municipal Court.

Source: CBSNews Link Filed under Weird Sex News

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Homeland Security Recruits “Sesame Street” For National Preparedness

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When it comes to securing the homeland, who better to help you sleep at night than various characters from the popular children’s show, “Sesame Street” … ?!?

Seriously.

In a move that will make Bush administration detractors bring back those duct tape jokes again, the Department of Homeland Security has partnered up with the famous children’s show.

“We all want our children to feel safe in this world,” said Meryl Chertoff, wife of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, at a ceremony held at the John Tyler Elementary School to announce the partnership. ”And who better to do that than our Sesame Street friends, Grover and Rosita!”

“I always knew that [Mr. and Mrs. Chertoff] would be big muppet Muppett supporters!” said Sesame Workshop CEO Gary Knell.

As you can imagine, the partnership is aimed at children, and seeks to encourage family preparedness plans in the case of emergencies.

“Family preparedness is the cornerstone of personal and community readiness,” said Secretary Chertoff in a statement (he was scheduled to attend the event, but has been busy handling the aftermath of Hurricane Ike in Texas). “And we could not be more pleased to team up with Sesame Workshop.”

But perhaps Grover puts it best in his introductory remarks, published in a pamphlet titled, “Let’s Get Ready!”

“I, your furry, blue friend Grover, have a story to share. Are you wondering what it is about? I will give you an itty-bitty hint: It is about getting ready for emergencies! Oh boy, that was a big hint. Do you want to get ready, too? You do? Oh, I am so pleased. Then read this story with me, and let us get ready together!”

Source: DC Examiner Link Filed under Weird US News


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