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A Colorado woman has ballooned to 490 pounds because eating junk food gives her an ­orgasm.

Gabi Jones, 25, who has a rare ­condition called persistent genital arousal ­disorder, gorges on high-calorie treats like ice cream and cakes until she has a climax.

The 48DDD blonde experienced her first food orgasm in her late teens at an ice cream parlor called Wickedy Splits.

She said: “I loved the velvety texture of ice cream on my tongue. Then one day as I was tucking in I felt a tingle starting down below.”

“The pressure kept building until ­suddenly it swept through my body. I felt light-headed and flushed.”

“I was stunned, but in no doubt of what had happened.”

“My friends thought I was making it up. But from then on, every time I tucked into rich, creamy desserts the trembling and tingling began.”

“I went out and bought an ice-cream maker and soon I had knee-trembling ­orgasms whenever I wanted.”

Gabi, from Denver, Colorado,  tipped the scales at 275 pounds in her ­early 20s, then ballooned by 210 pounds over the last five years.

But instead of feeling bad about herself, she decided to profit from her affliction by ­setting up the website gaininggabi.com, on which punters pay US$20 a month to watch her scoff herself to orgasm.

Gabi, who loves hiking and swimming, added: “It really annoys me when people say: ‘You’re so unhealthy and fat.’

“I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I’ve never done drugs. I am fat, fit and healthy.

“I won’t stop what I do until the world recognizes that fat is fabulous.”

Source: Daily Star, UK

BELLEVILLE, CANADA —The charges against the colonel took 36 minutes to be read out to a silent courtroom.

David Russell Williams stood facing the clerk listing his crimes, his head bowed as if the weight of his deeds were crushing him.

To the first count of murdering Marie-France Comeau, a flight attendant who worked at his air force base, he pleaded in a clear voice: “Guilty, your honour.” To the second count of killing Jessica Elizabeth Lloyd, his guilty plea was barely audible.

Crown attorneys then took turns revealing the full extent of Williams’ depravity, evidence that left family members of victims covering their eyes and gasping — “He’s sick,” one said. In an overflow courtroom, some members of the public got up and left. “Oh, my god,” said one woman. “Disgusting,” said one man.

By day, Russell Williams was the commander of Canada’s biggest air force base, CFB Trenton. By night, he broke into homes, taking pictures of himself modeling the bras and panties of little girls.

He escalated quickly, from fetish break-ins, to sex assaults with no penetration to rape and murder. He logged his crimes, kept track of police reports of his crimes and left notes and messages for his victims. “Merci,” he thanked a 12-year-old in a typed message on her computer.

“Merci beaucoup,” he captioned a souvenir photo he took of his penis strapped to a sex toy he stole from a 24-year-old Ottawa victim in June 2008.

We learned that Williams made a video of his brutal beating and asphyxiation of Comeau after breaking into her home Nov. 24, 2009. He also made sex tapes of Lloyd after kidnapping her the night of Jan. 28, taking her to his cottage in Tweed, raping and torturing her for at least a day before dumping her corpse in a field.

Lloyd’s mother, Roxanne, sat in the front row, cradling a framed portrait of her daughter.

We learned that Williams, 47, had pedophile tendencies, stealing underwear of girls as young as 9 years old during the 82 fetish home invasions and attempted break-ins between Sept. 2007 and November 2009. He broke into 48 different homes in the Belleville-Tweed area and Ottawa. One, he hit nine separate times. And he was good at it.

Williams took “thousands” of pictures of his crimes, Crown attorney Robert Morrison said, all of which he kept on his computer. The court saw numerous pictures of Williams dressed in the panties and bras he stole, often lying on the beds of his victims.

Source: Toronto Star  link

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Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco has his own cereal line, but it turns out the Pro Bowler is promoting more than just a breakfast snack.

The phone number printed on Ochocinco’s cereal boxes directs callers to a phone sex line that offers “the sluttiest girls your nasty imagination can dream.” The voice who answers the call promises that “me and my ultra-hot girlfriends will do whatever it takes to pleasure you,” and the woman does not spare detail when mentioning multiple sexual positions.

Ochocinco says the erotic number is all a big mistake.

The Bengal’s cereal promotes Feed the Children, which has the number 888-HELP-FTC. The cereal box, however, displays a slightly different toll-free area code: 800-HELP-FTC.

Due to the error, callers looking to help hungry kids are instead directed to a “nasty girl who will do anything you want.”

Source: HuffingtonPost link

A trip to the strip club turned into a trip to the bank for a Florida man who won a $650,000 settlement after an exotic dancer kicked him in the face.

Michael Ireland received the out-of-court settlement after claiming he suffered permanent double vision when a dancer named “Suki” kicked him in the eye at the Cheetah Club near West Palm Beach in 2008.

Ireland’s attorney said their client suffered a punctured eye socket and broken facial bones when the stripper kicked him in the face with a spiked high heel during a lap dance.

Cheetah Club boss Rod Kimbrough said that the dancer in question is a “very nice, young small girl” who only kicked Ireland because she had been smacked first.

“A patron violently slapped the young woman on her buttocks and she was walking around the top of the bar and I guess out of a natural response she turned around and kicked him,” Kimbrough said.

Ireland’s attorney Lake Lytal says the settlement is well deserved.

source: AOLnews   link

Photo courtesy of Cape Coral Police Dept.

Cape Coral, FLORIDA – A Cape Coral man, who was arrested after allegedly engaging in sexual acts with two blow up dolls in a shopping center parking lot, told police he was there to buy clothes for his dolls, according to a report released today.

George Bartusek Jr., was arrested on charges of trespassing and disturbing the peace after witnesses watched him engage in sexual acts inside a car with the dolls, police said.

Officer Jeffrey Karau said he was called to the Publix parking lot at Santa Barbara Boulevard, where a large crowd had gathered around a beige Lincoln Town Car. “On my arrival, numerous people at the vehicle began yelling at me and pointing inside the vehicle,” Karau said.

Karau said he spoke with Publix store manager Frederick Wiggins, who asked Bartusek, to leave the parking lot several times because of his actions.

“I then spoke to other witnesses who stated in their written sworn statements that the defendant was performing activity with two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity,” Karau said in his report.

Bartusek appeared to intentionally park in the first space in front of the Publix to attract attention, the report said. “After my investigation it was determined, that Bartusek’s actions were corrupting the public’s morals and outraged the sense of public decency,” the officer wrote.

The officer said Bartusek told him he was at the shopping center to buy clothes for his dolls at the nearby Target.

Karau said Bartusek’s shorts — with a large opening in the front — were confiscated after the arrest. He was not wearing underwear, the officer said, so he was given a gown to wear while transported to the jail for booking.

Police said he could face additional charges.

Source: News-Press.com  link filed under Weird Sex News

Japan has successfully set a new world record – having 250 men and 250 women consent to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world’s biggest orgy!

The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event. Each sex act and position was choreographed so that couples were simultaneous in their actions. Busby Berkeley never had such fun.

The entire event is available for purchase on DVD.

Source: Weird Asia News

 
Breaking up is hard to do, and few know this better than a lifelike sex doll owner who Shizuoka police have charged with illegal dumping.

On August 21, the 60-year-old unemployed resident of Izu (Shizuoka prefecture) wrapped his 1.7-meter tall, 50-kilogram silicone girlfriend in a sleeping bag, drove to a remote wooded area, and dumped her. A nice, clean break, he thought.

But nearly two weeks later, on September 1, a couple alerted police after discovering what appeared to be a corpse while walking their dog. The body had been wrapped in a bag and bound around the neck, waist and ankles. A head of black hair protruded from one end of the bag.

Police retrieved the body and immediately launched a criminal investigation. But several hours later, when forensic pathologists began to unwrap the “corpse” to perform the post-mortem, they realized it was actually a state-of-the-art sex doll. Seeing themselves as victims of a malicious prank, the authorities vowed to track down the perpetrator and charge him with interfering with police business.

The incident quickly captured the attention of the national (and international) press. After seeing the news reports, the culprit realized the trouble he had caused and contacted police.

According to investigators, the man had lived with the sophisticated doll for several years after his wife passed away, but decided to part with her after making plans to move in with one of his children. “It seems he grew attached to the doll over the years,” said the chief investigator. “He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.”

The man, who regrets his lifelike doll was mistaken for a corpse, now faces fines for violating Japan’s Waste Management Law.

Source: PinkTentacle Link  Filed under Weird Sex News

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – A lawyer for a Kentucky doctor being sued over the amputation of a patient’s penis said Friday the procedure was “medically necessary” and authorized by the patient.

Attorney Clay Robinson said Dr. John Patterson performed the surgery because the patient, Phillip Seaton, 61, had cancer.

Patterson was given permission to perform any medical procedure deemed necessary, Robinson said.

“Mr. Seaton had no reasonable option other than to have the cancer removed,” Robinson said in a written statement.

Seaton and his wife, Deborah, sued in Shelby County Circuit Court over the amputation, which took place during a scheduled circumcision to treat inflammation.

The lawsuit claims Patterson removed Seaton’s penis without consulting either Phillip or Deborah Seaton, or giving them an opportunity to seek a second opinion.

Robinson and Seaton’s attorney, Kevin George, said postoperative tests showed that Seaton had cancer.

“Mr. Seaton’s problem was not the surgery, it was the cancer,” Robinson said.

The Seatons are seeking unspecified compensatory and punitive damages from Patterson, Commonwealth Urology and Dr. Oliver James, the anesthesiologist during the procedure.

The Seatons’ suit is similar to one in which an Indianapolis man was awarded more than $2.3 million in damages after he claimed his penis and left testicle were removed without his consent during surgery for an infection in 1997.

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Source: The Ledger Link Filed under Weird Sex News

While we’ve seen everything from electric shavers to watches harness the power of the sun, this is the first time I can think of a vibrator taking the green path. I mean, why not right? Here are the details:

The Solar Sensation vibrator will charge in sunlight (5hrs) and artificial light (100w bulb 24hrs). It has three speeds and it will run 2.5 hours on a full charge (if you should last that long). A great way for avid users of vibrators to save tons of batteries while putting a smile on their faces.

Here’s one person that gave the unit a big thumbs-up:

” This product gives serious vibrations! No more throwing money away on batteries! Just charge it for the day on your window sill and it’s charged up for the night. This is the only vibrator I have come across where the wires don’t break. The extra money is well worth it!”

Well, if she likes it, there you have it! Wires don’t break? What are these people doing with these things? Don’t answer that.

Source: GroovyGreen Link Posted by Drew. Filed under Weird Sex News.

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You might think that wanting to be tied up and whipped is a guaranteed sign of psychological distress, but according to a recent study, people who participate in bondage and dominance/submission play may be happier and less anxious than those with more conventional sexual tastes.

Public health researchers studied 20,000 Australians to determine that despite the stereotype that people with off-the-beaten-path sexual interests are somehow damaged, men who take part in BDSM score significantly lower on a scale of mental distress than other men.

“Our findings support the idea that bondage and discipline and sadomasochism (BDSM) is simply a sexual interest or subculture attractive to a minority,” Associate Professor Juliet Richters and her colleagues wrote in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Source: Asylum Link Posted by drew. Filed under Weird Sex News.